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January 7, 2001
 

Deep Chairness January 7, 2001
Isaiah 43:1-7

Problems are like a mattress,

when you're on top of them,
you rest comfortably.
When you're underneath them,
you feel smothered.

Faith is like a light bulb ...

you need it
when you can't see where you're going
and you don't know what to do.
Stay in the Light.

Abraham Verghese says

"In America we love fairly easily.
But to trust someone is almost a higher art,
a higher goal than to simply love someone.

Love is used fairly freely

as a word to describe our feelings for other people.
But we can love them
[care for them, want what is best for them]
without necessarily trusting them,
and I suspect that
the most complete form of love
is also to trust someone
and risk all the pain
that might ensue
from having not just loved,
but also trusted them,
bared oneself to them."

I look at the models in teen magazines,

starving, muscle-skimped,
105 pounds young women...
and I think of bulimia
that I believe is brought on by
that unrealistic image of body...

I remember the words of grown ups to me

when I was growing up...
love people for what's on the inside,
not what's on the outside.

And then I look the at

baggy clothes
being worn by teens.
It may have started
as a way to hide guns...
but now for many teens
it is a way of withholding their body
from public view ...
and maybe this is a good thing...
it is their way of saying,
"get to know me for what is inside..."

When Fred's mother

was 91 years old,
her arthritic knees
made it nearly impossible for her to walk.

Her bed in her own room

became her entire world.
She read the papers
and watched the evening news;
she kept up with goings-on
of her children and grandchildren.

But the most important

were those things that happened
in her room.
Her cane had fallen behind the radiator,
and the building superintendent
was going to have to do something about it.
And where was her fan?
her gold purse?

She once said,

"If I didn't have something to look for,
I would be lost."

That, I think,

was one of her
most shimmering utterances.

Our experience of God

is often shaped by
our expectations,
by what we are looking for.
Most of spiritual growth
is learning a new eye with which to see.

The Bible offers

two different viewpoints
on the subject of dealing with government.
One voice says
reject government.
The other voice says,
subject yourself to the government.

I think if we take it as a whole,

the idea is that
God supports governments as they are
because people would perish without a government,
but then God calls all governments
to grow into line with God's spirit.

Kinda how God deals with us...

takes us as we are,
because that's who we are...
but constantly invites us to change
and become more like God's image
that we were created to be.

Read the text. Isaiah 43:1-7

Behold ...

the chair.

The seat of success

in our high-tech economy.

Right along with

food, shelter, clothing,
and high-speed Internet access,
the chair is becoming
one of life's necessities.
With all the time
we spend sitting these days -
in front of a computer,
a work station,
a desk or a table --
an ergonomically correct, comfortable chair
is clearly a key to a quality existence.

[Take a seat in the chair.]

It's got to be the right height.

Gotta have good lumbar support.
A top-grade cushion is nice,
as are some armrests
and a little rocking action.

You want a comfy place to sit

as you manipulate your computer mouse,
keyboard, laser printer,
scanner and the like.
[Exit chair.]

But where do you go

in your quest for comfort?
Office Depot?
Office Max?
Amazon.com?
Walsh Brothers?

Some folks are looking to a company

called Herman Miller,
a crafter of master seats.
There's no comfy padding
on their Aeron chair -
just polyester mesh,
woven into a unique design
that is light, flexible,
mobile, resourceful
and utterly resilient.

Posed like a damselfly

on its off-center mechanical core,
it is leveraged, restless
and always ready to serve.

It is an example

of what the seat scientists
of the 21st century
call
"deep chairness."

A competing firm,

called Humanscale,
makes its padding
from a silicone-like substance called TechnoGel -
a material that spreads weight with uncanny gentleness,
thanks to its gelatinous buoyancy.

The Humanscale chair has a waferlike seat

that goes way beyond mere "cushioning."
One user said it's
"like sitting in a puddle
of your own flesh."

Of course,

seats this sweet are anything but cheap.
The Aeron will cost you
somewhere between $750 and $1,100.
Humanscale's no-frills price
is a mere $985.

In the grand scheme of things,

seating comfort is not,
of course,
a world-class problem.

Sure,

it made the front page
of The Wall Street Journal
in an article on padded church pews,
an episode of "Will and Grace"
was devoted to the invention of a subway seat cushion,
but there's little chance
that many people
have butt comfort
very high on their agenda.

We might even want to

ponder the question that
if we're willing to spend that kind of dough
on cushion comfort,
what would we be willing to shell out
for peace of heart, mind and soul?

In today's text,

the prophet Isaiah
has no interest
in high-tech chairs,
but he is addressing a people
who are in dire need of deep comfort.
They're a people
whose despair is driven by
truly earthshaking concerns.
Their nation
has been broken and scattered.
Their homeland, community and families
are in danger -
even their very lives.

God says that

when they pass through raging waters
and walk through scorching fires,
his presence will be with them.
He will protect and restore them,
for he is the one who has created and formed them -
he is the LORD their God,
the Holy One of Israel,
their Savior.

"Do not fear,"

says the LORD.
"Do not fear,
for I have redeemed you;
I have called you by name,
you are mine" (Isaiah 43:1).
Here is deep comfort
for a hurting and hopeless community.

It's easy to forget,

as we fuss about
our new economy nuisances -
you know,
posterior pain
and other problems of privilege -
that our neighbors
may be experiencing real agony.

People are passing through "the waters" (Isaiah 43:2) -

through the raging and overwhelming rivers
of divorce, death, depression and job disillusionment.

Think of

the couple
whose marriage
grows colder and colder,
they held it together through the holidays,
but now it's on the precipice of shattering
like a block of ice ...
Or think of the young parents
who lose a cherished child
to a killer cancer ...
the retiree
who becomes isolated, depressed and then suicidal ...
the computer techie
who makes a stupendous salary
but who absolutely dreads the thought
of going to his cubicle each day.

Others are walking through fire -

through the flames of family conflict,
spousal abuse, financial difficulties
and life-threatening disease.

Picture

the frustrated father
locking horns
with his defiant teenager ...
the twentysomething wife
who shows up at church
with strange bruises
and a chipped tooth ...
the young professional
who has maxed out his credit cards
and can't seem to pay his bills ...
the middle-aged man
who is slowly wasting away
because of AIDS.

These are our neighbors,

people feeling pain
as they pass through the waters and fires.

They're not turned on by

the tantalizing TechnoGel technology
that turns an office chair into
"a puddle of your own flesh" -
instead,
they want simply to keep their flesh in one piece,
out of the searing flames and the raging rivers
that threaten them every day.

What concerns them is surviving.

Not sitting.

Perhaps the same is true for us.

Maybe our own quest for comfort
goes beyond
"deep chairness"
as well.

Along with all those in crisis around us,

we are challenged
to dig deep
into this passage from Isaiah -
a passage that promises
to give us a way
through fires and waters,
as well as
a shot of strength and comfort
in the face of trouble.

The good news is that

we begin in a privileged position.
Not a bad place to start.

God created you,

insists Isaiah.
God formed you.
God called you.
God redeemed you (Isaiah 43:1).

No matter how bad life gets -

no matter how many
divorces, deaths, disillusionments
and disappointments we face -
nothing is going to change this connection
we've been given.

We can't be pulled down

from our position as
created, formed,
called and redeemed
children of God.

Raging water?

No.
Fire?
Can't do it.

We can't even be dragged down

by a psychotic boss
or an abusive spouse.
"You are precious in my sight,"
says God through the prophet,
"and honored,
and I love you" (Isaiah 43:4).

That's a permanent commitment,

from the Creator of all that is,
in heaven and on earth.

So many men and women

have counted on
their relationship with God
to sustain them
through a variety of raging storms,
and they haven't been disappointed.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer and Phil Berrigan

wrote journals
while in prison,
speaking convincingly
of the power of prayer and love
to overcome the power of fear.

Phil Berrigan

was an artillery spotter
whose big guns shelled German-occupied cities
during World War II,
but "the vast accidental cemeteries"
that he saw as his handiwork
after the war
changed him forever.

Today,

the 76-year-old Berrigan
is in jail in Baltimore,
awaiting trial for the December crime
of having hammered on the fuselage of an A-10 bomber
at an air base in Maryland.
The A-10,
used in Iraq and Yugoslavia,
fires "depleted uranium" weapons,
which generate radioactive dust.

Although he wasn't a Christian,

Mahatma Gandhi was able to walk alone
into incredible violence
between Hindus and Muslims in India
because he was convinced
that Jesus walked with him.

Sister Helen Prejean -

whose story is portrayed in the movie
Dead Man Walking -
discovered that
she could go into death row,
develop a relationship with a convicted murderer,
face all the recriminations that flowed from that relationship,
and then accompany him at the moment of death.

But is this connection enough?

Perhaps not.
A relationship alone
doesn't have power to protect us.
We also need the assurance
that God is taking aggressive action in our lives.

That's why the promise in Isaiah is so powerful:

When you pass through the waters ...
the waters of being dumped,
death, depression
and disillusionment ...
I will be with you,
says the LORD.
When you pass through the rivers ...
the rivers of failing friendship,
dying children
and despair-filled days ...
they shall not overwhelm you.
I will be with you
to bring you new love, new life,
new opportunities, new hope.

What this text tells us is

God is an active God,
not just a passive presence.

When you walk through fire

you shall not be burned ...
even if the fire is conflict, abuse,
bankruptcy or disease.
God is always working
to bring peace out of violence,
good out of evil,
and life out of death.

Although we will certainly feel the heat,

and may even get singed,
with God at work in our lives
the flames shall not consume us (Isaiah 43:2).

But that's not all.

Sometimes we ourselves

can act as channels
of God's amazingly active involvement
in human life.
At times,
we can reveal
the power and presence
of the LORD
to a neighbor
who is in danger of destruction.

When Sister Helen Prejean

asked the condemned man
if he wanted her to be present
at his execution,
he said yes.
She went on to tell him,
"At that last moment, Patrick,
look into my eyes
and I will be
the face of Christ for you."

The reason I told you all of this

is so we can confront
what is not right in our world.
So we can be the face of Christ
for our neighbors.
So we can lower the bucket
into the well of someone's despair.

You can't have an omelet

without breaking eggs.
The same is true in confronting evil.
Martin Luther King Jr., and Gandhi
took some amazing risks,
they had to go through
a lot of suffering and hardship,
there's no way out of that.
The point is
not to return to violence.

[Back in the chair.]

The quest for comfort always ends here:

In the presence of the God
who creates, forms, calls and redeems us
and who works actively and aggressively
for good in our lives.

The ultimate good

is not deep chairness,
but instead
"deep faithfulness" -
the deep faithfulness of Almighty God.

So,

in the end,
where do you really want to sit?

In a puddle of your own flesh?

Or in the lap of God?

Sources:

McGinnis, James. "Go Out Into the Deep." Weavings, March-April 1999, 42-43.
Sterling, Bruce. "The Hot Seat." Wired, July 2000, 196ff.

Animating Illustrations

     The Heritage Chair, loved among design aficionados for its homage to their superhero, Charles Eames, is getting a new pair of legs.
     The Emeco Heritage Rocker combines the lifelong aluminum construction of Eames's original with the sleep-inducing advantage of rocking motion.
     A mere $700 sets you up for some stylish winks.
-"Zzzzzz," Esquire, September 2000, 178.

Sitting is a posture we have taken to new levels

since the Industrial Revolution.
Never in history
have so many people
sat still in a chair
for such long periods of time.
And companies are cashing in on chairs
designed to tolerate even the toughest white-collar worker.
A good chair is one solution,
but learning how long to sit in it is another.

Between 75-85 percent of all people

will experience some type of back pain
at some point in their lives
according to the American Association of Orthopedic Surgeons.
In fact, more people see doctors for back pain
than any other ailment except coughs.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that
back pain accounts for more than 40 percent
of all occupational injuries in the United States
that result in days away from work.

Most back pain can be associated with bad posture,

sitting in the wrong type of office chair,
sleeping in a bed without good support,
lifting incorrectly
or the weekend softball game.
Whatever the cause,
prevention is the key
and the earlier the better.
Ergonomic chairs for children
is a market that is just beginning to take off
as people become educated in this field.

A recent interview in the Tampa Tribune

featured Dr. Jay Brand who works for Haworth,
a large office-furniture supplier.
He summarized the sitting process as follows:
  1. Within 8-10 minutes of sitting, gravity starts pushing the ischial tuberosities through their overlying tissues closing the surrounding capillaries.
  2. Prostaglandin E2, a central nervous system depressant, is released into the bloodstream.
  3. Fatigue sets in affecting performance and productivity.
Perhaps George Costanza from "Seinfeld"
is onto something when he climbs under his desk for the afternoon snoozes.
An article in msnbc.com had a statistic from a chiropractor showing
there's approximately 25 percent more pressure on your spine when you're sitting than when you're lying down.

So once you've purchased an ergonomic chair,

remember to stand up, stretch, take a walk or do whatever it takes to get that pesty prostaglandin E2 out of your bloodstream.
This might be just the excuse you need
to justify more frequent office breaks.
-"Side effects from sitting,"
www.ergoweb.com.